But What if The Monkeys Do Take Over the World Tomorrow?

Think Planet of the Apes, even though it's really barely relevant.

So, I'm in the shower this morning. Going about my business, scrubby scrubby, rinse rinse, etc... And suddenly we come upon that special time where as our hair must be washed. It's a magical part of the showering process, it really is.

What you've got to understand is that it's just me and J, well ok J and I if you want to act like my mother, and we're not one for various skin or haircare products. Sadly enough, I can list almost everything we've got in the bathroom currently, even that which remains in the boxes because its never used. So, Jay's recent ex-girlfriend Stephanie was often the one who restocked our personal hygiene products. I've actually got to get J on the phone in the near future, to infact confirm they're no longer together.

So, back to the matter at hand, I'm in the shower prepping to shampoo my hair. I realize that all we've got towards shampoo is some suave coconut shampoo. So, of course the first thought that came to mind was some wild vivid image of a monkeys taking over the world. Fortuneately, monkey's aren't all that smart so they don't get too far with the world domination. Unfortunately, i'm one of the few people that has a head that smells of coconuts. So, i've got monkeys bashing sharpened rocks into my skull, trying to gain access to the sweet coconut juice within... Perhaps they were zombie monkeys, i don't know, the thought lasted 2.5 seconds. Basically, it was hateful, and all because we have flavored shampoo.

Not to mention of course that when I got out of the shower, choose today's outfit, got dressed, I ran into Stephanie in the hallway. She was looking mighty ragged, as if she'd been crying for hours, hair all desheveled and what not. The reason this was so instantly confusing is that last night around 1:30 I finally declared myself finished, as Jay and Rodney were both pretty well lit. So, I go off to bed, and some how, during the night, most likely at 3-4 am as it were, Jay goes and picks up Stephanie from her apartment downtown. What you've got to remember is that all of this is assumptive, i don't have an specific details. Anywho, she explains to me that they're seperating and I won't be seeing much of her anymore. Now, not to degrade Stephanie or anything, at times she can be very nice and all, but honestly i've grown tired of all their snide and sly insults. Really, all they did anymore was fight. There was no point at all to the relationship, you'd assume both parties were unhappy. But, there she stood, looking like someone just killed her puppy or what not. Jay remained in bed during this 45 second interaction, i'd assumed he'd not actually slept that evening.

Some crazy times at Ridgemont High... Or something of the sort... Anywho, back to work, then when this is over we'll finish unpacking the lot of my things.

Should be an interesting weekend beyond that though.

-Rys4K

p.s.- I'll keep you updated though.